I'm just your typical nerd trying to make my way through the world...

 

Anonymous asked
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

kubikajirii:

koverius:

siouxerz:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

BAM

wow a couple wads of $1 bills

That’s a lot of money you got there.

that’s a $100 bill

hiddleswiggles:

obsydianshepard:

im sorry about your ovaries ft seb stan and chris evans: a photoset

  

i cannot fucking deal with this. 

Captain America: winter hooker

(Source: eso-vius)

fallontonight:

klarker:

fallontonight:

Bill Cosby got the idea to tightrope across Studio 6B - and since that seemed too easy, he decided to bring Jimmy with him. 

This was so funny. I love them both.

Bill Cosby is back on the show tonight!