Someone just pointed this out to me: the Batman costume used in the Dark Knight porn parody is like a bajillion times better than the real one. How does that even happen?
ACTUAL MOST PERFECT PERSON IN EXISTENCE, ALFRED PENNYWORTH
He is the night. He is justice. He is, my butler.
it’s a story of one who turned from hating. a man who only learned to love when you were in his keeping
As a man I’m flesh and blood. I can be ignored, I can be destroyed. But as a symbol… as a symbol I can be incorruptible. I can be everlasting.